What would the designers behind brands like Ralph Lauren, Ed Hardy and Hackett do if they came to Naija and saw how their designs were bastardized?
How come I have friends who have rubbed spirit on their chins their whole life without a goatee springing up but some women I know have it in abundance?(I don't wanna call names)
Why in the world do Nigerian traffic lights tell you to wait for 90 seconds then allow you go for sixty one?
Can Eminem do without having confrontations with anyone?